FANTÀSTICO
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Re: FANTÀSTICO
Estava a ver que descambavas!Victor escreveu:Eu nem ia comentar este tópico mas cá vai:
Acho muito triste comparar mulheres a motos.
Toda a gente sabe que as mulheres são seres especiais.
As mulheres são lindas.
As mulheres são delicadas.
As mulheres são para serem tratadas com respeito.
As mulheres dão sentido à nossa vida.
As motos... bem... as motos são muito melhores que as mulheres, como tal comparar umas ás outras?!?!?!? Pelo amor da santa.... denegrir assim a imagem da moto devia ser punido com a morte!
PedroSL- Utilitária
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Re: FANTÀSTICO
[VENENO MODE: ON] E logo à noite a Carla descamba nele deixa estar....hihihi [VENENO MODE: OFF]PedroSL escreveu:Estava a ver que descambavas!Victor escreveu:Eu nem ia comentar este tópico mas cá vai:
Acho muito triste comparar mulheres a motos.
Toda a gente sabe que as mulheres são seres especiais.
As mulheres são lindas.
As mulheres são delicadas.
As mulheres são para serem tratadas com respeito.
As mulheres dão sentido à nossa vida.
As motos... bem... as motos são muito melhores que as mulheres, como tal comparar umas ás outras?!?!?!? Pelo amor da santa.... denegrir assim a imagem da moto devia ser punido com a morte!
freddy_krueger- Moto-Evadido
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Idade : 45
Localização : Mozelos, S.M.Feira
Moto do momento : Sym Fiddle 125 ST IRON
Data de inscrição : 18/07/2008
Re: FANTÀSTICO
Victor escreveu:Eu nem ia comentar este tópico mas cá vai:
Acho muito triste comparar mulheres a motos.
Toda a gente sabe que as mulheres são seres especiais.
As mulheres são lindas.
As mulheres são delicadas.
As mulheres são para serem tratadas com respeito.
As mulheres dão sentido à nossa vida.
As motos... bem... as motos são muito melhores que as mulheres, como tal comparar umas ás outras?!?!?!? Pelo amor da santa.... denegrir assim a imagem da moto devia ser punido com a morte!
E há quem se dedique a levantar as vantagens da mota... Aqui seguem umas quantas:
Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
Motorcycles' curves never sag.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
You can ride a Motorcycle at any time of the month.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.
If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
Your Motorcycle don't wake you up in the meddle of the night and ask if you love her.
New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.
You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apoligize before you can ride it again.
You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
When you're done riding your motorcycle you can just get off it.
You don't have to take your motorcycle to dinner to get a ride on it.
You can leave your motorcycle out in the garage and it won't complain about the cold.
You can ignore your motorcycle and it won't ask why.
Your motorcycle won't ask where you've been in your car.
Your motorcycle won't look at the grease on your collar and ask where you got it from.
Your motorcycle won't sniff suspiciously at the petrol fumes when you've been riding another motorcycle.
Motorcycles don't complain if they're insufficiently lubricated, they just don't go quite as fast.
When you finish riding your motorcycle you feel like getting on again straight afterwards.
You can drop your motorcycle and pick it right up again
If the seat doesn't match your preferences you can get a custom one reasonable cheaply
Having a really loud motorcycle can be good.
Having an oversized motorcycle can be good.
You can ride your motorcycle in public.
You can flirt with girls when you're with your motorcycle.
Motorcycles don't mind you wearing your boots while riding.
Motorcycles don't mind you leaving them with other strange motorcycles.
Motorcycles like riding in groups.
Motorcycles like racing. The one who gets there first IS the winner.
It is always good when you’re with your motorcycle.
Motorcycles don't need commitment, they just need petrol.
If your motorcycle dies, you can just get a new one.
If your motorcycle isn't working, you can always borrow your mate's.
If you see a girl riding a motorcycle you don't have to worry
Your motorcycle takes a bit longer to cool down.
You only need to ride your motorcycle in one position
Your motorcycle doesn't complain when riding in the back of the truck.
Motorcycles are recyclable and ozone friendly.
Your motorcycle still looks the same after two beers.
Riding strange motorcycles without coverage is perfectly safe.
When you fart on your Motorcycle, it doesn't care.
The darkies a Motorcycle leaves behind always smell great.
A Motorcycle never leaves a wet spot you have to sleep on.
A Motorcycle always wants to go faster.
Motorcycles never have headaches.
Motorcycles are never too tired to ride (unless you have Jap crap.)
Motorcycles don't kick you outta bed when it's time to wake up.
Motorcycles don't roll over and pass out after you've gone for a ride.
When your Motorcycle hiccups, you REALLY ARE concerned.
When you goose your Motorcycle, it wheelies.
When you get sick of your Motorcycle, you can sell it.
Motorcycles are cheap to keep (unless you have a Ducati).
Motorcyles always pump that adrenaline, even on a bad day.
Motorcyles don't ask you to cook dinner.
Two can ride a motorcycle in public and people don't stare.
You don't have to prove to your motorcycle that you like your motorcycle.
Motorcycles always trust you - no matter what.
You don't mind if others love your motorcycle, too.
You don't mind if others want to ride your motorcycle.
Motorcycles don't smell bad when they get dirty.
You don't have to pay alimony/child support to your ex-motorcycle.
Motorcycles improve when you bore 'em and stroke'em.!
When you spend money on your motorcycle to improve its looks, it works.
Motorcycles only try to kill you while you're awake.
João Almeida- Bicicleta
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Re: FANTÀSTICO
João.... acabaste de assinar o teu atestado de óbito. ( e a minha admiração )
Gime five!
Gime five!
Victor- Moto-turista
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Re: FANTÀSTICO
João, simplesmente fenomenal!!!
[veneno mode ON] Achei interessante: Motorcycles are cheap to keep (unless you have a Ducati). [veneno mode OFF] eheheh
[veneno mode ON] Achei interessante: Motorcycles are cheap to keep (unless you have a Ducati). [veneno mode OFF] eheheh
Re: FANTÀSTICO
João Almeida escreveu:Victor escreveu:Eu nem ia comentar este tópico mas cá vai:
Acho muito triste comparar mulheres a motos.
Toda a gente sabe que as mulheres são seres especiais.
As mulheres são lindas.
As mulheres são delicadas.
As mulheres são para serem tratadas com respeito.
As mulheres dão sentido à nossa vida.
As motos... bem... as motos são muito melhores que as mulheres, como tal comparar umas ás outras?!?!?!? Pelo amor da santa.... denegrir assim a imagem da moto devia ser punido com a morte!
E há quem se dedique a levantar as vantagens da mota... Aqui seguem umas quantas:
Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
Motorcycles' curves never sag.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
You can ride a Motorcycle at any time of the month.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.
If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
Your Motorcycle don't wake you up in the meddle of the night and ask if you love her.
New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.
You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apoligize before you can ride it again.
You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
When you're done riding your motorcycle you can just get off it.
You don't have to take your motorcycle to dinner to get a ride on it.
You can leave your motorcycle out in the garage and it won't complain about the cold.
You can ignore your motorcycle and it won't ask why.
Your motorcycle won't ask where you've been in your car.
Your motorcycle won't look at the grease on your collar and ask where you got it from.
Your motorcycle won't sniff suspiciously at the petrol fumes when you've been riding another motorcycle.
Motorcycles don't complain if they're insufficiently lubricated, they just don't go quite as fast.
When you finish riding your motorcycle you feel like getting on again straight afterwards.
You can drop your motorcycle and pick it right up again
If the seat doesn't match your preferences you can get a custom one reasonable cheaply
Having a really loud motorcycle can be good.
Having an oversized motorcycle can be good.
You can ride your motorcycle in public.
You can flirt with girls when you're with your motorcycle.
Motorcycles don't mind you wearing your boots while riding.
Motorcycles don't mind you leaving them with other strange motorcycles.
Motorcycles like riding in groups.
Motorcycles like racing. The one who gets there first IS the winner.
It is always good when you’re with your motorcycle.
Motorcycles don't need commitment, they just need petrol.
If your motorcycle dies, you can just get a new one.
If your motorcycle isn't working, you can always borrow your mate's.
If you see a girl riding a motorcycle you don't have to worry
Your motorcycle takes a bit longer to cool down.
You only need to ride your motorcycle in one position
Your motorcycle doesn't complain when riding in the back of the truck.
Motorcycles are recyclable and ozone friendly.
Your motorcycle still looks the same after two beers.
Riding strange motorcycles without coverage is perfectly safe.
When you fart on your Motorcycle, it doesn't care.
The darkies a Motorcycle leaves behind always smell great.
A Motorcycle never leaves a wet spot you have to sleep on.
A Motorcycle always wants to go faster.
Motorcycles never have headaches.
Motorcycles are never too tired to ride (unless you have Jap crap.)
Motorcycles don't kick you outta bed when it's time to wake up.
Motorcycles don't roll over and pass out after you've gone for a ride.
When your Motorcycle hiccups, you REALLY ARE concerned.
When you goose your Motorcycle, it wheelies.
When you get sick of your Motorcycle, you can sell it.
Motorcycles are cheap to keep (unless you have a Ducati).
Motorcyles always pump that adrenaline, even on a bad day.
Motorcyles don't ask you to cook dinner.
Two can ride a motorcycle in public and people don't stare.
You don't have to prove to your motorcycle that you like your motorcycle.
Motorcycles always trust you - no matter what.
You don't mind if others love your motorcycle, too.
You don't mind if others want to ride your motorcycle.
Motorcycles don't smell bad when they get dirty.
You don't have to pay alimony/child support to your ex-motorcycle.
Motorcycles improve when you bore 'em and stroke'em.!
When you spend money on your motorcycle to improve its looks, it works.
Motorcycles only try to kill you while you're awake.
Que raio de coiza é esta é algum testamento
MANUEL SEVERINO- Triciclo
- Número de Mensagens : 98
Idade : 64
Localização : PORTO
Moto do momento : ALICE GRANDE FERRO NRG-50, É SÓ PLASTICO MAS VAI A TODAS POIS POIS
Data de inscrição : 16/08/2008
Re: FANTÀSTICO
Acho que é o Santo Graal da adoração das motos vs mulheres....hihihi
freddy_krueger- Moto-Evadido
- Número de Mensagens : 4461
Idade : 45
Localização : Mozelos, S.M.Feira
Moto do momento : Sym Fiddle 125 ST IRON
Data de inscrição : 18/07/2008
Re: FANTÀSTICO
Pô! A trabalheira que a malta vai ter para ofuscar o brilho do João!
PedroSL- Utilitária
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Idade : 66
Localização : Porto; Murça; Moledo do Minho
Moto do momento : Honda CB Seven-Fifty
Data de inscrição : 16/08/2008
Re: FANTÀSTICO
João Almeida escreveu:Victor escreveu:Eu nem ia comentar este tópico mas cá vai:
Acho muito triste comparar mulheres a motos.
Toda a gente sabe que as mulheres são seres especiais.
As mulheres são lindas.
As mulheres são delicadas.
As mulheres são para serem tratadas com respeito.
As mulheres dão sentido à nossa vida.
As motos... bem... as motos são muito melhores que as mulheres, como tal comparar umas ás outras?!?!?!? Pelo amor da santa.... denegrir assim a imagem da moto devia ser punido com a morte!
E há quem se dedique a levantar as vantagens da mota... Aqui seguem umas quantas:
Motorcycles only need their fluids changed every 2,000 miles.
Motorcycles' curves never sag.
Motorcycles last longer.
Motorcycles don't get pregnant.
You can ride a Motorcycle at any time of the month.
Motorcycles don't have parents.
Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
You only need to get a new chain or belt for your Motorcycle when the old one is really worn.
If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
Your Motorcycle don't wake you up in the meddle of the night and ask if you love her.
New Motorcycles must be asked for, and if you don't want to pay for them, you don't get them.
If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
If your Motorcycle is too soft, you can get different shocks.
If your Motorcycle is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You can have a beer while riding your Motorcycle.
You can have a black Motorcycle and show it to your parents.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Motorcycle.
You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Motorcycle.
You don't have to convince your Motorcycle that you're a motorcyclist and that you think that Motorcycles are equals.
If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apoligize before you can ride it again.
You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore.
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you dump it.
Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles.
Motorcycles don't care if you are late.
You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
If your Motorcycle doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
When you're done riding your motorcycle you can just get off it.
You don't have to take your motorcycle to dinner to get a ride on it.
You can leave your motorcycle out in the garage and it won't complain about the cold.
You can ignore your motorcycle and it won't ask why.
Your motorcycle won't ask where you've been in your car.
Your motorcycle won't look at the grease on your collar and ask where you got it from.
Your motorcycle won't sniff suspiciously at the petrol fumes when you've been riding another motorcycle.
Motorcycles don't complain if they're insufficiently lubricated, they just don't go quite as fast.
When you finish riding your motorcycle you feel like getting on again straight afterwards.
You can drop your motorcycle and pick it right up again
If the seat doesn't match your preferences you can get a custom one reasonable cheaply
Having a really loud motorcycle can be good.
Having an oversized motorcycle can be good.
You can ride your motorcycle in public.
You can flirt with girls when you're with your motorcycle.
Motorcycles don't mind you wearing your boots while riding.
Motorcycles don't mind you leaving them with other strange motorcycles.
Motorcycles like riding in groups.
Motorcycles like racing. The one who gets there first IS the winner.
It is always good when you’re with your motorcycle.
Motorcycles don't need commitment, they just need petrol.
If your motorcycle dies, you can just get a new one.
If your motorcycle isn't working, you can always borrow your mate's.
If you see a girl riding a motorcycle you don't have to worry
Your motorcycle takes a bit longer to cool down.
You only need to ride your motorcycle in one position
Your motorcycle doesn't complain when riding in the back of the truck.
Motorcycles are recyclable and ozone friendly.
Your motorcycle still looks the same after two beers.
Riding strange motorcycles without coverage is perfectly safe.
When you fart on your Motorcycle, it doesn't care.
The darkies a Motorcycle leaves behind always smell great.
A Motorcycle never leaves a wet spot you have to sleep on.
A Motorcycle always wants to go faster.
Motorcycles never have headaches.
Motorcycles are never too tired to ride (unless you have Jap crap.)
Motorcycles don't kick you outta bed when it's time to wake up.
Motorcycles don't roll over and pass out after you've gone for a ride.
When your Motorcycle hiccups, you REALLY ARE concerned.
When you goose your Motorcycle, it wheelies.
When you get sick of your Motorcycle, you can sell it.
Motorcycles are cheap to keep (unless you have a Ducati).
Motorcyles always pump that adrenaline, even on a bad day.
Motorcyles don't ask you to cook dinner.
Two can ride a motorcycle in public and people don't stare.
You don't have to prove to your motorcycle that you like your motorcycle.
Motorcycles always trust you - no matter what.
You don't mind if others love your motorcycle, too.
You don't mind if others want to ride your motorcycle.
Motorcycles don't smell bad when they get dirty.
You don't have to pay alimony/child support to your ex-motorcycle.
Motorcycles improve when you bore 'em and stroke'em.!
When you spend money on your motorcycle to improve its looks, it works.
Motorcycles only try to kill you while you're awake.
Alguém leu e pode resumir por favor?
Re: FANTÀSTICO
Resumindo acho que é mais ou menos isto:
- as motos superam as "meninas" em tudo...
lol
(mas nada como conjugar as duas... )
- as motos superam as "meninas" em tudo...
lol
(mas nada como conjugar as duas... )
freddy_krueger- Moto-Evadido
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Idade : 45
Localização : Mozelos, S.M.Feira
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Data de inscrição : 18/07/2008
Re: FANTÀSTICO
Pronto, lá vem a guerrinha dos sexos!
Está claro que as motas não são melhores que as mulheres em nada...qualquer pessoa sabe isso, às vezes gostam é de tentar enganar o pessoal e a si próprios...
E todo esse testamento foi usado para comparar as mulheres às motas, mas poderia aplicar-se aos homens e para vos provar ainda melhor isso, ficam aqui mais alguns exemplos:
1ª Quando o homem se vira e pergunta: “onde vais a estas horas?”
Se for a mota, não te pergunta onde vais, com quem vais, a que horas voltas.
2ª Quando tu queres sair e o homem diz: ai, n me apetece muito ou estou cansado ou está a chover ou já é tarde ou tenho sono,...
Se for a mota, está sempre pronta, não se cansa, não tem sono, e podes ir com ela para onde quiseres e te apetecer.
3ª Quando começa a resmungar por isto ou por aquilo, ou a mandar vir
Se for a mota, quanto mais alto e em maior quantidade "resmungar" (der raters, aceleradelas) melhor.
4ª Motas: Podes ter quantas quiseres…Podes não tocar numa durante meses e aparecer a qualquer hora, dar uma voltinha, sem problemas legais nem emocionais, e voltar a andar com outra no dia seguinte. E as restantes motas, nem se preocupam.
e a 5ª: E sexo?
Agora com o “Viagra” a longevidade aumentou, acabaram-se os medos da velhice! (e ainda bem, que nós mulheres, não temos esses problemas)
Motos – Se consegues sequer pensar nisso, estás muito doente…
Está claro que as motas não são melhores que as mulheres em nada...qualquer pessoa sabe isso, às vezes gostam é de tentar enganar o pessoal e a si próprios...
E todo esse testamento foi usado para comparar as mulheres às motas, mas poderia aplicar-se aos homens e para vos provar ainda melhor isso, ficam aqui mais alguns exemplos:
1ª Quando o homem se vira e pergunta: “onde vais a estas horas?”
Se for a mota, não te pergunta onde vais, com quem vais, a que horas voltas.
2ª Quando tu queres sair e o homem diz: ai, n me apetece muito ou estou cansado ou está a chover ou já é tarde ou tenho sono,...
Se for a mota, está sempre pronta, não se cansa, não tem sono, e podes ir com ela para onde quiseres e te apetecer.
3ª Quando começa a resmungar por isto ou por aquilo, ou a mandar vir
Se for a mota, quanto mais alto e em maior quantidade "resmungar" (der raters, aceleradelas) melhor.
4ª Motas: Podes ter quantas quiseres…Podes não tocar numa durante meses e aparecer a qualquer hora, dar uma voltinha, sem problemas legais nem emocionais, e voltar a andar com outra no dia seguinte. E as restantes motas, nem se preocupam.
e a 5ª: E sexo?
Agora com o “Viagra” a longevidade aumentou, acabaram-se os medos da velhice! (e ainda bem, que nós mulheres, não temos esses problemas)
Motos – Se consegues sequer pensar nisso, estás muito doente…
Carla Andrade- Triciclo
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Moto do momento : À espera da Drag Star...
Data de inscrição : 24/07/2008
Re: FANTÀSTICO
Boa Carla...
Deste uma resposta à altura dos acontecimentos!! hihihi
Um Abraço
Deste uma resposta à altura dos acontecimentos!! hihihi
Um Abraço
freddy_krueger- Moto-Evadido
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Localização : Mozelos, S.M.Feira
Moto do momento : Sym Fiddle 125 ST IRON
Data de inscrição : 18/07/2008
Re: FANTÀSTICO
Carla Andrade escreveu:Pronto, lá vem a guerrinha dos sexos!
Está claro que as motas não são melhores que as mulheres em nada...qualquer pessoa sabe isso, às vezes gostam é de tentar enganar o pessoal e a si próprios...
E todo esse testamento foi usado para comparar as mulheres às motas, mas poderia aplicar-se aos homens e para vos provar ainda melhor isso, ficam aqui mais alguns exemplos:
1ª Quando o homem se vira e pergunta: “onde vais a estas horas?”
Se for a mota, não te pergunta onde vais, com quem vais, a que horas voltas.
2ª Quando tu queres sair e o homem diz: ai, n me apetece muito ou estou cansado ou está a chover ou já é tarde ou tenho sono,...
Se for a mota, está sempre pronta, não se cansa, não tem sono, e podes ir com ela para onde quiseres e te apetecer.
3ª Quando começa a resmungar por isto ou por aquilo, ou a mandar vir
Se for a mota, quanto mais alto e em maior quantidade "resmungar" (der raters, aceleradelas) melhor.
4ª Motas: Podes ter quantas quiseres…Podes não tocar numa durante meses e aparecer a qualquer hora, dar uma voltinha, sem problemas legais nem emocionais, e voltar a andar com outra no dia seguinte. E as restantes motas, nem se preocupam.
e a 5ª: E sexo?
Agora com o “Viagra” a longevidade aumentou, acabaram-se os medos da velhice! (e ainda bem, que nós mulheres, não temos esses problemas)
Motos – Se consegues sequer pensar nisso, estás muito doente…
E não diria mais.
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Carla Andrade escreveu:
e a 5ª: E sexo?
Agora com o “Viagra” a longevidade aumentou, acabaram-se os medos da velhice! (e ainda bem, que nós mulheres, não temos esses problemas)
Motos – Se consegues sequer pensar nisso, estás muito doente…
Prefiro não comentar, a dizerem que estou doente...
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Boa Carlinha, resposta à altura e eu acrescentaria: se a mota de cada um tem assim tantas qualidades, porque é que insistem em "nos" levar como penduras?! Lá está, deve ser pelo 5º motivo.
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Mamã Dora escreveu:Boa Carlinha, resposta à altura e eu acrescentaria: se a mota de cada um tem assim tantas qualidades, porque é que insistem em "nos" levar como penduras?! Lá está, deve ser pelo 5º motivo.
Porque vcs dão jeito para montar a tenda e lavar a roupa.
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Mamã Dora escreveu:Boa Carlinha, resposta à altura e eu acrescentaria: se a mota de cada um tem assim tantas qualidades, porque é que insistem em "nos" levar como penduras?! Lá está, deve ser pelo 5º motivo.
Bons dias a todos, mas que converça de tolos esta ! ! ! ! !
É claro que as motas têm qualidades, agora fazer comparações é que não esta com nada.
Já ouvi esta fraze algures..
Que linda mota, mas a pendura é bem melhor.
O gajo é um zé ninguem, é só para dar nas bistas,ki ki ki ki
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MANUEL SEVERINO escreveu:Mamã Dora escreveu:Boa Carlinha, resposta à altura e eu acrescentaria: se a mota de cada um tem assim tantas qualidades, porque é que insistem em "nos" levar como penduras?! Lá está, deve ser pelo 5º motivo.
Bons dias a todos, mas que converça de tolos esta ! ! ! ! !
É claro que as motas têm qualidades, agora fazer comparações é que não esta com nada.
Já ouvi esta fraze algures..
Que linda mota, mas a pendura é bem melhor.
O gajo é um zé ninguem, é só para dar nas bistas,ki ki ki ki
Mas esta não é a melhor delas todas.
Á quem leve o termoventilador de casa para o carro, é que o carro nao tem aquecimento central.
Eu não digo quem é mas o VITOR sabe.........
MANUEL SEVERINO- Triciclo
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MANUEL SEVERINO escreveu:MANUEL SEVERINO escreveu:Mamã Dora escreveu:Boa Carlinha, resposta à altura e eu acrescentaria: se a mota de cada um tem assim tantas qualidades, porque é que insistem em "nos" levar como penduras?! Lá está, deve ser pelo 5º motivo.
Bons dias a todos, mas que converça de tolos esta ! ! ! ! !
É claro que as motas têm qualidades, agora fazer comparações é que não esta com nada.
Já ouvi esta fraze algures..
Que linda mota, mas a pendura é bem melhor.
O gajo é um zé ninguem, é só para dar nas bistas,ki ki ki ki
Mas esta não é a melhor delas todas.
Á quem leve o termoventilador de casa para o carro, é que o carro nao tem aquecimento central.
Eu não digo quem é mas o VITOR sabe.........
É verdade sim senhor! E só no carro é que reparou que o termoventilador funciona a 220v.
Ganda maluco...
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Victor escreveu:
É verdade sim senhor! E só no carro é que reparou que o termoventilador funciona a 220v.
Ganda maluco...
Para quem altera uma moto toda, não sabem que existem no mercado inversores que transforma os vulgares 12v em 220v?!?!?
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freddy_krueger escreveu:
Para quem altera uma moto toda, não sabem que existem no mercado inversores que transforma os vulgares 12v em 220v?!?!?
E quem te disse que fui eu?
Raio de mania pá...
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E servir de porta moedas????Victor escreveu:Mamã Dora escreveu:Boa Carlinha, resposta à altura e eu acrescentaria: se a mota de cada um tem assim tantas qualidades, porque é que insistem em "nos" levar como penduras?! Lá está, deve ser pelo 5º motivo.
Porque vcs dão jeito para montar a tenda e lavar a roupa.
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